Hopeless Book Lover


Book description:

Right now, you’re probably asking yourself two things:
Who am I?
And, what the hell are you doing here? 

Let’s start with the most obvious question, shall we?

You’re here, ladies, because you can’t f*ck.

Oh, stop it. Don’t cringe. No one under the age of 80 clutches their pearls.
You might as well get used to it, because for the next six weeks, you’re going to hear that word a lot. And you’re going to say it a lot.
Go ahead, try it out on your tongue.
F*ck. F***ck.

Ok, good. Now where were we?

If you enrolled yourself in this program then you are wholly aware that you’re a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle.

For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your tears and get over it. You’ve been given a gift, ladies. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee, you will when I’m done with you.

And who am I?

Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. I’m the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life.

I am Justice Drake.
And I turn housewives into whores.

Now…who’s first?

Giselle’s Review:

First off, I LOVED that ending. TAINT probably had one of my favorite endings of all time. I like what you did with that article Mrs. Jennings. 😉 

TAINT was also one of the most unique ideas for a book, ever. 

So just by reading the blurb you can pretty much assume that this book is going to be HOT. And if you assumed that, you are correct. 

TAINT starts off with the introduction of a bunch of different housewives who feel like this when it comes to sex: 


However these women have nothing to fear because Justice Drake…is here? 😉 


Anyways, throughout the novel we are introduced to one particular housewife and her name is Ally. I honestly didn’t think I would like Ally one bit, but I absolutely loved her! Ally is quirky, awkward, funny, and surprisingly genuine, and the whole time I felt for her because you could just tell she was a good person stuck in a shitty marriage. 

Justice Drake is the definition of a cold-hearted asshole that you just want to slap, but you also have to love him. He’s mysterious, sexy, and badass. Ally brings out the best in Justice and their relationship put a major grin on my face. Oh, and the fact that they watched Friends together was just the cherry on top. 

The plot twist in this novel was golden and I surprisingly didn’t see it coming. I knew something big was going to happen but was clueless as to what exactly.

So I also adored the last half of TAINT and couldn’t put it down because I was dying to know what would happen next and how everything would work out for the main characters. 

All around, TAINT is an extremely sexy, entertaining, and at times even humorous read. I would definitely recommend it cause the plot is unique and S.L. Jennings writing is fabulous! 🙂 

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